Learning a New Language in 2 Months

In a few weeks time, the family and I are moving overseas to spend 6 months skiing in Austria.  While it may seem a little odd (or even scary) to jet off to the other side of the world with a mortgage and 15 month old daughter, the wife and I thought why the hell not!  One important aspect of living oversea is speaking the local language, in this case German.  I've spent a bit of time in Germany before and know enough words to order a beer or bratwurst but I really struggle to say anything meaningful or hold a conversation that contains more than 2 sentences. So with this in mind, I've set myself the task of becoming conversationally fluent in German in 2 months.  I have a theory  on most things (often unjustified!) and linguistics is no exception.  So here it goes....

  1. All languages are a collection of references (words) and syntax (grammar).
  2. Meaning is derived atomically (individual words), collectively (sentences) and contextually.
  3. 85-90% of all normal conversations consist of the most frequent 500 words.
  4. Therefore conversational fluency can be obtained by rote learning the 500 most frequent words, basic grammar structure and some common colloquialisms.
My plan for learning German follows that pattern.   On the one hand, German should be pretty easy with its phonetic pronunciation and historical links to English.  On the other, it has a notoriously complex grammar that includes 16 different ways to say 'the' or 'a'.  So far, I'm finding internet resources to help with my approach few and far between so I'll compile a summary of the best ones I find here. Bis später!

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